The Blacktron Space Force High Council acknowledges that we are a bit late with this statement, but we all share the sorrow over the 12 tons of KitKat products stolen a few days ago.

We also want to reassure everyone that NO ONE in the Blacktron Space Force stole the chocolates (at least… we hope not).

Additionally, we have just released a new T‑shirt in our merch store, completely unrelated to this sweet and unfortunate incident, featuring The Blacktron Chocolatier — a Blacktron minifigure eating and holding a very familiar chocolate bar.

And now that you've seen the announcement, you can also hear the promotional music! This was one of the funniest lyrics I've ever written, and the #suno composition is amazing here at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LpGnRs84OI.